Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.