Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

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What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!