Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction