Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction