Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

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What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"