Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

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How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

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How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus