Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

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What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

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Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

What is the longest sentence in the English language?

I do."

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What is the internal temperature of a Taunton?

Luke warm.

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course