What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

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What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.