What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

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What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!