What do Scottish owls sing?

Owld Lang Syne.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper

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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"