Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

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How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily