Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

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How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash