Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

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Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Which Sri Lankan do Star Wars fans like?

May Theforcebewithyou.