Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

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How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey