Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

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Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns?

Because they always take things literally.

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.