Why don't kleptomaniacs ever get puns?

The take everything, literally.

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

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What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.