What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

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What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

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What do the french call 4/20?

80

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.