What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

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What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!