What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

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What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ?

Bully Jean is not my lover !