What is a chameleon's motto ?

A change is as good as a rest !

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked