What is a chameleon's motto ?

A change is as good as a rest !

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What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.