She uses a perfect son.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
Look a bit to the right.
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
She's the one with the dirty knees.
the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
Me. Ow.
Too many incompatible drivers.
They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.
They cause too much brain damage.
The taste
They insist that the fit could be better.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
THESE are the brakes!
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
Luke warm
