What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

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What do computers snack on?

micro chips

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza