What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What do women and computers have in common?

What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness