What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

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Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"