What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness