What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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What do you call a cow with no hind legs?

an utter drag

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction!

What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster