What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster