What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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What happens when a cow jumps over a barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.