What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

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What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.