What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them a crossbar can't jump!

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

What happens when a cow jumps over a barb-wire fence?

udder destruction

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Udder Disaster Jokes More Udder Disaster Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.