What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Barb Wire Fence Jokes More Barb Wire Fence Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Udder Disaster Jokes More Udder Disaster Jokes

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster