What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

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What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction!

What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster