What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

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What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster