What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...