What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a