Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

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Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it!

Why do you never see Hippos hiding up in trees?

Because they are so darn good at it.