Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it!