Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it!

Why do you never see Hippos hiding up in trees?

Because they are so darn good at it.