What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

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How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.