What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

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How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.