What's the difference between abortion and terrorism?

Terrorism is funded by the US government!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Abortion Jokes More Abortion Jokes

What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Terrorism Jokes More Terrorism Jokes

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.