What's the difference between abortion and terrorism?

Terrorism is funded by the US government!

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What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

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What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.

What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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Kraut funding

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What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam