What's the difference between abortion and terrorism?

Terrorism is funded by the US government!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

Abortion Jokes More Abortion Jokes

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Fund Jokes More Fund Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

Terrorism Jokes More Terrorism Jokes

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.