What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

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Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

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Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline