What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

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Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline