Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

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Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.