Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

Previous Random Joke Next

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!