Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

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Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

How is a Silver Medal and a Priest the same?

They both came in a little behind.

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant