What type of equipment do you operate for abortions?

A baby excavator.

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What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.