What type of equipment do you operate for abortions?

A baby excavator.

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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

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What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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He kept looking at his hoes.

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None**. They operate in the **dark**.

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