What type of equipment do you operate for abortions?

A baby excavator.

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What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."