Equipment Jokes

What type of equipment do you operate for abortions?

A baby excavator.

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why don't black people like tylenol?

Because its white and it works.

Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

Antique Farm Equipment Jokes More Antique Farm Equipment Jokes

What do you call a black guy in a museum?

Antique farm equipment

What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

Poverty Jokes More Poverty Jokes

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Dead Black People Jokes More Dead Black People Jokes

What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment!

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.