What can a cup of coffee and a cow that's had an abortion have in common?

They're both de-calf-inated.

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Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

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Because they were being "brewed"

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Mooves on.

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A crime fighter.

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They never get old

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Ones in a cup

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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

De-calf-inated