Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

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Celeste time I lend you money !

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What language do they speak in Cuba ?

Cubic !

Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ?

Cuba wood !