Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

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Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel