What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please

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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3