What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.