What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint

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What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

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What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.