Why are cats against abortion?

Because they're CATholic

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What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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A roamin' Catholic.*

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.