Why are cats against abortion?

Because they're CATholic

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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

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What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs