Why are cats against abortion?

Because they're CATholic

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

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What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.