What did Tammy say after she refused to vaccinate her child?

It's never to late to get an abortion.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

Abortion Jokes More Abortion Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Vaccinate Jokes More Vaccinate Jokes

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.