Why are there so many body shops in heaven?

Abortion.

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.

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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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Cause it got al dente'd up!