Why are there so many body shops in heaven?

Abortion.

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.