What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?

Decaffeinated! Bah dum dum...ting

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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

Falconers have to be more talon-ted

How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.