Conversation Jokes

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

What do you call a conversation about weed?

A diskushion.

Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

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How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

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How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

How do all racist jokes start?

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