Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

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Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

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What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !