Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

Earwig Jokes More Earwig Jokes

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !