What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.

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Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.

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What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny