What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

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What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

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Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".