What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

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What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

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Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.