What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

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Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

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Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ?

Amazon of a gun !

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

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Why should you not shop for plywood?

You'll get bored.

Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic