What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

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Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!