Centipede Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !