Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue