Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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