Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

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What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

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What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

What is the tallest building in the entire world?

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.