Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library