Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

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Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis