Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

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What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

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What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

What's detour mean?

Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon.

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Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

What do you call the version of google maps without pac man?

Pac Man-free Ver.

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

What do you call Bono's stupid brother?

Duno...