What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

What did the Englisman say when he got a bad deal at the bazaar?

Egypt me!

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

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Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!