What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind...?

At least I'm not black"

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

What did the Englisman say when he got a bad deal at the bazaar?

Egypt me!

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.