Crip Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

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What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What do you a paralyzed gangster?

A crip.

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What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

Why was the gangster sick after going to west Africa?

He got eballa

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

What do you call a disabled man in the hood?

A Kripple.

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

December 25th Jokes More December 25th Jokes

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.