Crip Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

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What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What do you a paralyzed gangster?

A crip.

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I went out on a limb.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

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A: Scary Christmas!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

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What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

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Chicken chow meng.

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

What do you call a disabled man in the hood?

A Kripple.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!