Crip Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

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What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What do you a paralyzed gangster?

A crip.

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

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Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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Russel

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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A: Frostbite.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding