Crip Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

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What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What do you a paralyzed gangster?

A crip.

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Hood Jokes More Hood Jokes

What do you call a disabled man in the hood?

A Kripple.

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

December 25th Jokes More December 25th Jokes

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

Cholo Jokes More Cholo Jokes

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!