Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

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How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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Why does it take two premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.