Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

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How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

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How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados