What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

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How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

What is a Mexicans Favorite book?

TE-QUILA MOCKINGBIRD!

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan was getting for christmas?

He felt his presents.