What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

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Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph?

because he's too short to be called an essay.

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan was getting for christmas?

He felt his presents.