Supply Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

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What are jokes about janitors called?

Sweeping generalizations.

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

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What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

Israel Jokes More Israel Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.