Supply Jokes

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

Where do electricians get supplies?

The Ohm Depot.

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

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Black People

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What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

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What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.