The Final Solution
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A final solution
A valid target.
That will be the paper jamming again!"
Because it couldn't control P
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"
Because he was checking her out.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
They're always rebooting.
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions
I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.
