Final Solution Jokes

What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

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What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

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Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

Israel Jokes More Israel Jokes

What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

Printer Jokes More Printer Jokes

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!"

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

Recommend Jokes More Recommend Jokes

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Why do dentists recommend jpeg?

It is a flossy compression method.