Reboot Jokes

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

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How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

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Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Recommend Jokes More Recommend Jokes

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

Spider Man Jokes More Spider Man Jokes

What do you call a Spider-man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

Printer Jokes More Printer Jokes

What kind of printer does a pig use?

A: An oinkjet.

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P