Reboot Jokes

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

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How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

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Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

Spider Man Jokes More Spider Man Jokes

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Recommend Jokes More Recommend Jokes

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"