Reboot Jokes

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

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How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

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Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

Printer Jokes More Printer Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!"

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo"

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Spider Man Jokes More Spider Man Jokes

What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh?

You made m'laugh.

Suggest Jokes More Suggest Jokes

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.