Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water?

What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.