Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs?

They're able to make a fun-gal cream.

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution