Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.