Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

What do you call a Mexican at the bottom of the ocean?

Pollution. What do you call every Mexican at the bottom of the ocean? Solution.