What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

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What up Holmes?

Watson

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."