What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

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What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

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What did the bee say to the naughty bee ?

Bee-hive yourself !

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.