What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

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What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

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Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

What did the bumble bee striker say ?

Hive scored !