What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

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What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part