What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"