What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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He liked to chop and change !