What do chinese people do when they have an erection?

they vote

Previous Random Joke Next

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.