His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.
Tell her a joke at Christmas
We need to give you a cavity search
One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
Jose and Hoseb
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
Barium
Because people cry when they get onions naked.