What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.