What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

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What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

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How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

How much is the bare minimum?

1 bear.