What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

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What do you call a Dothraki mathematician?

A Khal culator.

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.