What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

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Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

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What do you call a Dothraki mathematician?

A Khal culator.

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri