What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

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Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese?

Khaloumi.